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I’m not particularly hungry.

For the purposes of this blog, I’ll call her Miss Y. Y is not her first initial, but since her actual first initial is shared by no less than six other ladies in my church alone, I have to improvise. Miss Y is the lady who, along with her daughter, and completely unbeknownst to both…

It’s been a day. I don’t mean that like, “Man, have I had a day!” It’s just been a day. No axes fell, no miracles broke through. Just a day.

I haven’t killed myself! PLEASE CLAP.

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Remember how I asked the pastor for a favor a couple of Sundays ago?

When I went to church last Sunday (for the third week in a row, PLEASE CLAP), I asked the pastor for a favor.

I went to church on Sunday, where I lovingly joked with the pastor that I was “three for three, how about that, hurr durr” as you do. Three weeks in a row, open mouth, insert cookie. And I took notes, because I really want to be taking this stuff seriously and thinking about it. The…

Hi there, Black Sheep Christian fans! C here, ready to share my fount of wisdom on how to stay alive when you’ve somehow alienated yourself from anyone who might once have been willing to let you crash on their couch, even when you’re a law-abiding citizen AND a known Christian. I am not a lawyer….

As you might be aware if you’ve been reading my bloggerhea these past several days, I’ve had a rough week. Apart from my usual depression, there’s been the added bonus of getting crabbed at by people who expect me to apply for crappy jobs. Allergies have laid me out completely for two full days (technically…